Watch Out Shakespeare, Spam is Making its Way Into the Classics
While my spam filters do a pretty good job of ridding my inbox of this unwelcome intruder, I still have to clean up a little by hand. The most common class of spam that the filters seem to miss have titles that look like randomly generated series of words. This may sound a bit weird, but I kind of like getting a few messages like this because the titles can lead to some very poetic creations. The following is a series of spam message titles combined to form a very poetic composition (if read in a very over-dramatic manner with lots of jarring pauses, that is).
before the
philistine anarchy
harmonization shun
crosstown
Page of Walt
finished soul-searching
darling sullen
earth install
teakettle record-breaking
of domination,
scrutiny
porch stenographer
Spam looks like it’s here to stay, so if you can’t beat ‘em you might as well enjoy ‘em.
